Feel like NSA-san is oblivious to you?

Are you worried that you're just another nondescript face among the teeming masses that NSA-san intrusively spies on valiantly keeps watch over? Do you think it's time to do something daring to catch his eye? Are you ready to behave just a teensy bit... naughty?

Then click the button below to initiate a Google search for keywords that NSA-san has shown documented interest in! Some of the keywords might strike you as bizarre, but that's because NSA-san definitely isn't normal! Or bright!